Before the Ball Drops...I have never heard a New Year's Resolution that didn't come with a big ol' side of guilt. Even, like, nice resolutions, like, "I'm going...
"So Sorry About Your Organs..."One of my least favorite things (right up there with people using "you look so skinny/fit/something weight-based" as a greeting) Is...
Because Honesty is the Best Policy...I would like to tell you a secret. I have eaten food out of the trash. Yes. You read that right. I have eaten food out of the trash. You...